I <3 boys....
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I <3 boys....
Mythica Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:15 am
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
(GOD soooo true !!! )
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."
( this rocks rofl)
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
(GOD soooo true !!! )
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."
( this rocks rofl)
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
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Re: I <3 boys....
Linwe Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:42 am
AHAHAHa
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Re: I <3 boys....
SoonLight Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:27 am
O M G
ROFLMFAO, tnx for brightening up my day.
Sry guys, but they are all SO TRUE.
ROFLMFAO, tnx for brightening up my day.
Sry guys, but they are all SO TRUE.
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Re: I <3 boys....
Linwe Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:24 am
SoonLight wrote:O M G
ROFLMFAO, tnx for brightening up my day.
Sry guys, but they are all SO TRUE.
LMFAO
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Re: I <3 boys....
GoddessTika Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:04 pm
... u know whats bad ... i think i have used some of this lines to define some of my past relationships ... LMAO
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